My new roommate is Bruno
Posted by erin at January 15, 2003 03:04 PMAnd by that I mean she strips for a living.
Should I tell my parents for shock value? Hmmm...
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January 15, 2003 04:55 PM, Agnieszka said:
So *that's* why she works nights! It all makes sense!
Does she have big boobs?
January 15, 2003 05:05 PM, Erin said:
Kinda, I guess.
She's a lot shorter than me.
January 15, 2003 05:37 PM, ET said:
I was wondering about her night occupation, as well. Does this mean Rick will come over and kill her?
January 15, 2003 07:33 PM, Kerry said:
One word: Webcam!
January 15, 2003 08:56 PM, Agnieszka said:
I thought you're supposed to behave now that you're engaged? Or is that not how it works?
January 16, 2003 10:10 AM, Rick said:
I can foresee hours of entertainment when you have me over. I promise not to behave appropriately.
January 16, 2003 07:01 PM, Erin said:
Gotta keep 'em seperated! la la la LA!
etc.
Silly Rick, she works nights. I'm never having you over during the day.
January 16, 2003 07:23 PM, thomas said:
I've never been to a strip club, although I can imagine what one is like, and I often wonder if I'm missing out on something fabulous.
January 16, 2003 07:25 PM, Erin said:
If you wonder so much just go, Tum.
Even Hal has been to a strip club for christsake. I was under the impression that most males are dragged to strip clubs at one time or another, willing or not.
But I guess since you're Canadian you might be less crass or something.
January 16, 2003 08:01 PM, Maggie said:
Whoa! How on earth did Hal end up going to a strip club???
January 16, 2003 08:35 PM, Agnieszka said:
I should go to a strip club. I've never been. I suspect though I'm far more likely to end up as an employee than a patron.
January 16, 2003 08:36 PM, Agnieszka said:
(As a bartender. Duh)
January 16, 2003 08:53 PM, Kerry said:
Right....
Anyways, I have also never been to a stripclub. As for being good, I don`t cheat, but porn or sex robots are a different story.
January 16, 2003 10:21 PM, Phil said:
Oh man, I've never met a person who worked as a stripper. Granted, they don't exactly wear pins that say "Hi! I strip for a living!" Maybe they should...
Anyway, does she have a jaded, world-weary personality?
January 17, 2003 12:52 PM, ET said:
When I was in Montreal, I took a picture of a random strip club for Hal, only to find out that that he'd been there.
January 18, 2003 02:17 AM, thomas said:
There's a strip club near my house, and the women coming out the back door look, well, sad. And by that I mean depressed. Maybe they're not, but I have bad connotations with strip clubs (much like Bruno). Maybe I should strip...
January 18, 2003 05:23 AM, Agnieszka said:
Maybe they are just tired after a day's work?
January 18, 2003 05:48 AM, Agnieszka said:
Kerry, did you know that creating sex robots is part of the Church of Satan's mission? I'm not making this up. It's really weird to read their statments and they are all philosophical sort of things that make sense and suddenly there's "create artificial human companion". Really weird.
http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/PentRev.html
January 18, 2003 03:44 PM, Erin said:
My roommate is not jaded or world-weary or any of those things. She doesn't even have a fake tan or bleached hair or anything, which is kinda how a picture strippers.
She's very cheerful, and pale-skinned, and has red hair. She looks younger than she probably is. She's also apparently friends with Moby.
January 18, 2003 11:20 PM, Halifax said:
I have been to several strip clubs (at least two in Canada, so what's Tum's excuse?), although I don't actually enjoy strip clubs and plus they cost money. If I want to see naked girls I can do it for free by peeking through windows.
January 20, 2003 10:30 AM, ET said:
As is obvious if you read his blog, Moby would totally fit in with this group. Until Rick kills his friend the stripper, I guess.
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