SCUM
Posted by erin at June 11, 2003 07:36 PMI got into a really bad mood today - partly because of too much caffine intake, but partly because my coworkers are SCUM!
Mostly, Mike S. who plays in a stinky band and pretended to put up with me for quite some time until slipping up today and admitting he hated me:
Me: Wow. I haven't played putt-putt golf in two years.
Mike: You mean mini-golf?
Me: Yeah.
Mike: I hate people who call it "putt-putt."
Me: Then you must hate me.
Mike: Yeah.
Me: But for other reasons, too, right?
Mike: Well...yeah.I played it off as a joke, and so did he, but he was actually serious. SCUM! J. confirmed this later.
I don't like Mike S. either, mostly because he's a banal stoner who checks out hot chicks at lunchtime. More so than other guys - like to the extent where he expressed disappointment that there were no hot chicks out in skimpy summer clothes today. SCUM!
I expressed, to Mike S. and the others, many times, the topics which I do not care to discuss at lunch, which include: 1. baby-eating, and 2. Shuffluffugus eating babies, 3. the number of "hot chicks" in the area, and 4. M.I.W.F.'s. My other two coworkers-who-occasionally-eat-lunch-with-me can respect these boundries and are capable of holding a conversation about something other than the four topics above. Mike S. is not, and it occurs to me now he probably continued with those topics to drive me away from lunch. It was effective. I hadn't eaten with the group in month. J. dragged me to lunch with them today, against my better judgement.
Also D--- O. was being a bitch, ignoring my reasonable work-related email request. SCUM! But I'm too mad about that to go on about it now.
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June 12, 2003 12:36 AM, Halifax said:
From the "stinky" band website:
"Product of You comes together from the end product of five entities that really understand each other’s synergies. It’s music that genuinely comes from the soul. “We just want to play our hearts out and make that connection with our fans.”"
See, back in Generation X we had this thing called irony. That means that when we wrote stuff like the above it was funny, and not just lame and pathetic.
June 12, 2003 05:47 PM, John said:
People in rock bands do not understand irony. They're too busy connecting with their fans.
June 12, 2003 05:55 PM, Jay said:
What's wrong with baby eating?
June 13, 2003 01:41 AM, Halifax said:
I guarantee that Halifax and the Slashers will be 100% synergy!
June 13, 2003 10:00 AM, Erin said:
There's nothing wrong with baby eating, per say, but if you talk about it every single day at lunchtime, it becomes tedious. Trust me.
June 13, 2003 11:24 PM, Halifax said:
I think it depends on what you're [cough] having for lunch, if you catch my drift.
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