I'm still trying to picture a horse reading a book:

Wind Whistler is intelligent and articulate, if a little reserved. She has a great thirst for knowledge, and devours books on sight. She seeks to understand the world about her, as she sometimes feels removed from her environment. It is a pity that the other ponies don't appreciate her hard work and accumulated knowledge as much as they should.

Apparently I'm not over online quizzes yet. I'm glad I got a pegusus... but still:

1. Horses can read?! and...
2. How are they holding the book?!

Despite owning over 50 My Little Ponies as a child, I am not familiar with Windwhistler at all.

Check out this one:

You'd think the description would say she wins fighting tournaments by exploding other pony's heads... but uh... you'd be wrong.

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February 27, 2004 03:32 PM, N. said:

No, no - it says devour. I bet that's true. She literally devours them for the tasty tasty book glue.

February 27, 2004 04:41 PM, Agnieszka said:

But glue is made of horse's hooves. If she's devouring the glue, she's a cannabalistic pony! The horror!

February 27, 2004 11:02 PM, mom said:

uh I believe you did have Wind Whistler.

one word: personification

February 29, 2004 11:51 AM, thecomicman said:

dammit N! you stole my joke!

February 29, 2004 03:44 PM, E said:

And she has a "thirst for knowledge." She probably sucks people's brains too, or maybe just other ponies... since she's a cannibal and all.

February 29, 2004 06:09 PM, Halifax said:

Don't worry, TCM; you can still make a joke about "Northstar."

March 2, 2004 10:43 AM, thecomicman said:

huh huh... Northstar's gay... huh huh...

yes! still got it!

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