NYU So Expensive Students Sell Drugs to Attend / Sleep in Library

There have been two big stories in the news about NYU students:

NYU pot princess perky after bust

and

NYU student sleeps for months in library basement

This can only mean one thing: In order to afford to live in NYU dorms, you pretty much have to be a drug dealer.

Not that we didn't already know that...

Also you'll note that CNN underestimates the cost of NYU tuition by about $6,000 to $8,000.

In other news, Maggie found this cute webpage about diseases:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Erinitis
Cause:	viral
Symptoms:	excessive tentacle growth, black irises, levitation, extreme levitation
Cure:	take four purple crystals before going to bed
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

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May 7, 2004 10:35 AM, Eugene said:

I'll see your pot seller, and raise you one sex offender.

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