Oh, Yes!! Christmas Spam; I don't want to alarm you, but...
Posted by erin at December 10, 2004 10:36 AMNow my life is complete!!
I got this in my inbox this morning:
Subject: Per Carlo's Request
Santa has a special gift just for you.
A miracle gift you have been dreaming about.
I'll give you a little hint...
It has the potential to enlarge your manhood ;)
Today we had the post-production department lunch at a restaurant called Savoy. It had great coffee and good wine and a short menu of pricey internationalish-dishes, but the great part was the building it was in. It was like, this tiny house in the middle of Soho with fireplaces and a tin ceiling. The waiter was really scary though, I mean, he was nice, but I almost said to my coworkers, "I don't want to alarm you... but I think the waiter is an alien. Or possibly a robot."
One of my coworkers pegged him as someone who was probably practicing to be a Shakespearian actor or something. That and my alien theory are pretty much the only things that could explain the waiter's bizarre speech pattern.
Also thanks to the Voice I now know what's behind that unmarked door at Angel's Share.
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