Two Funny Things

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A homeless man on the subway started to give the usual spiel, but then admitted that he had actually found a job recently at a tool and dye company.

"...the trouble is," he said, "I don't get paid 'till next Thursday, so I still need your help!"

Several people in the train car snorted. That's a new excuse! Although, admittedly, I have also felt that way before.

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